Prohibition

inspired by true events

We’re living in an age of prohibition, a prohibition of the truth. We’re living in an age of alternate realities. Master distillers of the big lie, loyal to an Insane Clown President, spread disinformation throughout our nation and the world. Deep denial trumps the “deep state.”

Their lies are clogging our airwaves, corroding our cables, polluting the water we drink. It’s that precious bodily fluid thing again. They call it alt. reality.

Pence, Bannon, Kushner, Conway, Spicer, Huckabee Sanders, Price, Sessions, Carson, DeVos, Perry, Pruitt, Junior, Zinke and that slinky blonde dame, Ivanka – dissemblers all – it’s that old looking up at the clear blue sky routine, telling us we’re living under a dark cloud foisted on our nation by a dark man, a man who was not even born here, does not even worship our god.

Halleluyah, we are all bums.

We’re living in a world where to lie is to be a “truth teller.” We congregate around oval tables and practice mass hypnosis. We neither see nor hear the ticking clock. Ends justify means.

Anyone in their right mind would not want this lot laying their hands on them. Jim Jones and his cool-aid mix have nothing on this bunch.

Been there, drunk that.

Shout halleluyah, hal/le/lu, we are all bums.

Welcome to the Clown’s brave new world. Six months in and everyone is lawyered-up.

 

La Ronde

There is a Coven in the White House. The Coven assembled in the presence of their High Priest aka our Insane  Clown President himself to chant his praises : Pence, Sessions, Bannon, Kushner, Ivanka, Ross, Ryan, McConnell, Spicer, Sanders, Miller, Conway…

Bewitched, Bothered, & Bewildered

Certainly,  it’s a witch hunt.

There’s an Insane Clown/man witch residing in the White House. So, who else could it be? After all, his mentor Roy Cohn hunted witches and warlocks his entire life.

A good case could be made for a “mouse” hunt? But, we’re talking POTUS…not lumbering Mike Pence…or Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.

Rx

The Affordable Care Act was signed into law by Barack Obama on March 10, 2010. On February 27, 2017, Donald Trump, speaking before 46 U. S. governors, commented on repealing and replacing the ACA when he offhandedly said that “nobody knew health care could be so complicated.” This after the GOP had voted 65 times, with an Obama veto hanging over their vote, to repeal the ACA.

More recently, our Insane Clown Resident has deemed McConnell & Co.’s health care bill mean. This, even though the current Senate version has been seen by only a privilaged few, has not even been debated on the floor of the Senate.

Mitch McConnell wants to pass the current Republican health bill before the 4th. McConnell consistently has shown his contempt for our country with how he’s handled so many matters. There was his just say no maneuver day one of Obama’s presidency. Dare we bring up his maneuver with the Merrick Garland nomination. Jared and Ivanka are to complicit as McConnell is to contemptuous.

Members of Congress, both representatives and senators, are covered by the Federal Employees Health Benefits Program. Their families are covered, but individual members receive a number of perks not available even to family members.

When the GOP hunkers down for the count, it should also consider placing members of Congress under the new replacement plan as well. Pre-existing conditions should be accommodated; Little Paul Ryan’s penchant for “brown nosing” or Mitch McConnell and Mike Pence’s ability to hide-in-plain-sight. Risk pools and block grants should also be offered to our legislators and their families.

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Stick out your tongue and say ah.

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Pre/Existing

Donald Trump – thin-skinned crooked business man prone to lying, tweetness himself

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“Little” Paul Ryan – brown nosing since forever

Steve Bannon – the Black Bart of Breitbart

Mike Pence – lumbering mediocre governor/a most dangerous man

Jeff Sessions – Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

Mitch McConnell – vulpine cynic

Kellyanne Conway – “Bertha Antoinetta Mason” of the White House

Tom Price – inside trader

Scott Pruitt – fracker/gnostic

Reince Priebus – Rheinhold Richard Priebus

Ben Carson – trypanosomiasis

Betsy DeVos – the divine Miss D, foremost practitioner of DeVonics

Jared and Ivanka – children of the Don seeking “legitimacy”

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